What the children say...

Being a picky eater; JT hardly has chance to tell Teacher Celine to cook his favourite food...until he tasted bread with butter and kaya.    He said "Teacher Celine, next time you cook this for me again, ok?"
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Teacher praised the girls look sexy in their swimsuits.  JT declared himself "I'm a sexy boy"
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After showing THY how to solve a question.  This is what she said.... "Good! That's my teacher."
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My son, LKS proudly showed his gun made of blocks to me.  I don't allow my son to play with any type of weapons; therefore I forbade him from making gun.  JoT quickly showed me her block creation of a gun and told me "Teacher, this is not gun.  It is a glue gun to stick things"
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While teaching the children to name and match animal babies to the right animal....
Teacher: What is baby elephant called?
JoT: Elephant
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When it was JT's turn to sing - he chose to sing Mary had a little lamb. And this is how the song goes........
Handy Mandy little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Handy Mandy little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
It's fleece is white as snow.
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Teacher:  Do u want to visit a museum?  
Children:  Yes!  (all children in chorus)
Teacher:  Do u know what is museum?  
Children:  No.
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Teacher:  Why is the cloud so low down here?
FWE:  Because the cloud set with the sun.
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FWE has hurt herself on the forehead when she went jogging and fell down.  SCE saw the plaster on FWE's forehead and advised her, "Tomorrow u cannot run" 
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FWE said "Mummy scolds me everyday."
Then every child started to confess "my mummy also scold me everyday."
FWE concluded to say "we are used to it.  So it's ok"
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While playing "Who am I?", a child acted like a monkey by scratching himself on the face, head, leg, etc.
FJW got too excited and said "It's a banana"
Teacher said "Give FJY a chance to guess"  
FJY answered "He is itchy all over"
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FWE asked CH "Why do you wear the same shirt everyday?"
CH answered "I don't wear it everyday.  I only wear it once a day."
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